4 days to Green Day, 6 days to braces.

Feeling: witty
well... hm... yes. went to la fra yesterday for dinner so i am really happy about that. i want more rice and beans to mix together with salsa and sour cream and eat them. my diet over the last 12 hours has consisted mainly of little debbie snack cakes. okay, i ate a few bites of yogurt a few minutes ago, but fuck it was NASTY i've spent the morning reading Shrimp. haha such a good book. this person sounds like me in my head, if that makes any sense. and y'all know how people make fun of sequels because they usually SUCK ASSSSSS compared to the original, but this one is awesome. haha and a lovely few inferences indeed. well i'm glad that i bought those books har har har. OH FUCKING YEAH!!!!!!!! these two guys came to our house at like 9 last night trying to sell us these magazines. (btw i've subscribed to AP and spin yessssss!)but they were here for like an hour, maybe more. bummed smokes off mom. and the cuter one (brian i think his name was)was 27, but in a way, he could totally walk into granger and go "oh yeah, i'm a student here" its refreshing to be around people who swear all the fucking time. and these guys were quite obscene let me tell ya. woo. then mom goes to the other one w/ darker skin "you not so much because of the facial hair" and i went "what the fuck mom people had full fledged goatees and shit in 9th grade!!" i mean there's a guy in my astronomy class (hot, too) and he's got a lovely amount of facial hair. the brian guy was like "holy shit you are like the 3rd person i've seen that has a puka shell necklace" apparently its a big deal in california where he's from. we subscribed to magazines and helped them win their contests yay for us we're good people. the matt guy (not as hot but still teenage hormone WOOT worthy) laughed hysterically when mom told hima bout how gram was 80 when she decided fuck was an okay word because it is just an acronym(fore unlawful carnal knowledge, ORRR Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo) yes... but it was great fun. even if he was much older than i, a girl can dream. duh!! well i feel totally fucking psycho right now. cyd charrisse has gotten into my head. oh yes, but one of my favorite new obscene jokes is: okay, superman's flying through the sky in new york, and he sees wonder woman laying on teh top of a sky scraper, butt naked and super man thinks to himself "whoa. i bet i can go down there and get it on with her real quick and she'd never even know what hit(fucked) her since i'm faster than the speed of light." so he flies down and **brian makes jagged flying fuck motion with his hands** does it and flies away. wonder woman goes "*gasp*oh my god what was that??" and the invisible man goes "i dont know, but my ass sure hurts."
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