I cordially invite you to my funeral. Anyone who wishes to come is welcome. There will be those god awful potatoes that i'd reallly hate to have at my funeral, but they will be there anyway. So come eat them. Or people will be stuck with left overs and taht is just cruel and unusual punishment. Oh yeah, anyway, well, here's why... Cause of Death: overworking and stress from faggot evil fucktard gym teacher mark parker. Unfortunately, no criminal charges are being filed against this man. Time of Death: Between 7:45 and 9:00 Am, Thursday, September 8th, in the year of "our" Lord, 2005. Well, y'all, have a nice night. If I dare go against the fates, I will remember to have my mother write me a note and I will go straight into the counseling center and have a chat with whoever the fuck my counselor is. Shit... I think it's a guy. Well I hope he doesn't like Fuck... Parker too much. Fuck it anwyway, I'll figure something out.