Word of the Day: ninja I'm getting so close. Shiela got a job today. She said her daughter could watch Patrick till school started, which means that I have to find a daycare by August [becasue JD won't help me]. I'm happy for her because it's been hard for them lately, but I'm secretly hoping the lady she's looking after dies so that I wouldn't have to be put out because I'm so damned selfish. I told Jeff I was mad at him today because he hasn't given me a raise. He thought I was playing being mad, but I wasn't. JD and I hardly knock the boots anymore. I really just said that because I love the phrase 'knockin the boots'. Rawr. It's sad that I'm really really excited about the new shows on SciFi this Friday. I'm excited like Kim about Patrick's five month birthday on Saturday. I'm getting tired of life, of things being so difficult. ___________________________________________________________________________ Bwahahahahaaaahahahaaaa!!!! name: Ashley. nicknames: Ash, Ashy. sex: Girl. birthdate: 2 May 1984. current residence: Victoria, Texas. hair color: Brown blonde. height: 5'4". writing hand: The best one. random... do you bite your nails: Indeed. can you roll your tongue: I sure can. can you raise one eyebrow at a time: I love doing that. can you blow smoke rings: I've never smoked so I've never tried, but I don't think I'd be able to. can you blow spit bubbles: Who can't? can you cross your eyes: Indeed, but it hurts if I do it for long. colored hair: Never. piercings and where: One in each earlobe. do you make your bed daily: I used to. And then I moved in with JD. One word--impossible. which shoe goes on first: Rightie, I think. speaking of shoes, thrown one at someone: Most definitely. Though I believe it was a flip flop, so it was pretty inconsequential. how much money is usually in your wallet: Money? Please. what jewelery do you wear: My wedding ring, my necklace with my Miraculous Medal and my Holy Spirit dove, my watch, and a pair of earrings. what's sexiest on a guy: Hair. Mmmmmmmm... how many cereals are in your cabinet: Either three or four. I don't know, I never go in there. what utensils do you use when eating pizza: My shiney teeth and me. how often do you brush your teeth: Twice a day, and it shows. how often do you shower/bathe: I used to bathe at least once a day [twice if I was bored], but now I do when Patrick lets me. Well, I do on days I work. If I'm off, bathing is highly unlikely. I have a busy baby. how long do these showers last: Usually ten or fifteen minutes, though I have been known to stay for an hour or so. hair drying method: Towel and airdry if I'm off, and blowdry if I'm off to work. do you paint your nails: I used to so I wouldn't bite them, but I can't keep anything up for too long. do you mumble to yourself: Good Lord, yes. do you burp in public: No, not that I reacall. person you talk most on the phone with: JD? I don't talk on the phone, I don't like phones. what color is your bedroom: White. I wanted to paint it green the other day, but I'm dumb. do you use an alarm clock: Yes. name one thing or person you're obsessed with: SciFi Friday!!!!!!!! [Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, and Battlestar Galactica] ever sunbathed in the nude: No, I've got too many rolls. window seat or aisle: Window. what's your sleeping position: Usually on either of my sides until I wake up at four or four-thirty, and then on my back or stomach. what kind of bed do you like: A comfy one? in hot weather do you use a blanket: Yes, even if I have to take my pants off. do you snore: Apparently. do you sleepwalk: No. That's scary. do you talk in your sleep: Maybe. JD hasn't made fun of me about that, I don't think. Not yet, anyway. lights on or off: Off. do you fall asleep with the tv or radio on: No, unless JD's up later than me and has the TV on. last time you... watched bambi: Duuuuuuude. cried: I can't recall at the moment. A few months ago, I'm sure. talked on the phone: Please, I'm the Holiday Inn's secretary. read a book: Now that's been a while. I haven't been in a reading mood. :( punched someone: I've never seriously punched someone. who are you gonna be married to and where: Hmmmm, I wonder... how many kids do you want to have: Two or three. your profession: Now? Well, I'm a slave to the Holiday Inn. - -right/now- - Current Clothes: My Dan Wilson greeeeeeen Charity Week shirt, some blue capri sleepy pants [which I don't sleep in], and the proper undergarments. Current Mood: Indifferent. Current Taste: The good stuff--Dr Pepper. Current Make-Up: I don't wear makeup. Current Hair Style: Pony tail!!!!!!! wOOt!!!! Current Annoyance: Patrick smells funkay. Current Smell: The above. Current Thing You SHOULD be Doing: Getting Babeh up, feeding him, playing with him, finding a daycare for him...etc. Current Desktop Picture: See-


[It's a World of Warcraft reference, damned computer game] Current Book: Like I said before, I'm not reading anything. Current CD in Player: We don't have a CD player in our room, so in Eleanor's player I have Third Eye Blind's first CD. Current DVD in Player: 'Stargate'? No...I'm not sure. - -this/or/that- - Rock/Rap: Rock. Pop/Rap: Pop. Rap/R & B: Wait, wait...I don't know the difference. Rock/Metal: Rock. Pop/Rock: Rock. Linkin Park/Limp Bizkit: LP. Tool/Korn: Tool. Selena/Jennifer Lopez: 'Anything for Selenas'. Hot/Cold: Cold. Winter/Summer: Winter. Damned summer, freakin Texas. Spring/Fall: Fall. Shakira/Britney Spears: Shakira, hands down. MTV/VH1: FUSE, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! Black/White: Black. Orange/Red: Red. Yellow/Green: Green. Purple/Pink: Purple. Inside/Outside: Inside. Weed/Alcohol: Alcohol. Cell Phone/Pager: Pager? I don't even know how to use a pager. Pen/Pencil: Pen. Powerpuff Girls/Charlies Angels: I never really watched either. Though those Powerpuff Girls are cute with their big eyes. Scooby Doo/Dino: Dino. Pink/Gwen: Gwen. Tattoo/Piercing: Piercing, I suppose Prep/Punk: A mixture of both. Slut/Whore: Neither. What? - -the/last/questions- - How many people have you kissed?: Four. How many hearts have you broken?: One How many people have broken your heart?: Two. Do you pick people by their looks / personality (be honest): Please, have you seen my husband? Personality, hands down. Have you ever kissed one of your friends (JUST a friend)?: Yes, and it was slliness. Are you a vegetarian?: Definitely not. Not, not, not.