GOOGLE GUY REVENGE! PART I

Feeling: dangerous
DomOrliLijLuva: argh DomOrliLijLuva: did u ever visit a website that was like the biggest link to DOm ever DomOrliLijLuva: it had everything (and I mean evreything) about him and now it's gone DomOrliLijLuva: i can't find a trace of it anywhere DomOrliLijLuva: BrownEyes121314: :-( Im sorry BrownEyes121314: I hope you find it daarlin' DomOrliLijLuva: its not even on GOOGLE! BrownEyes121314: =-O Im sorry BrownEyes121314: How dare Google, we should sue! DomOrliLijLuva: i guess.. BrownEyes121314: WE SHOULD BEAT THEM UP! I will beat them up for you, because thats how much I love you. I would break the law for you!=-O DomOrliLijLuva: I love you DomOrliLijLuva: We're gonna beat the crap out of those Google Guys DomOrliLijLuva: who are really rich DomOrliLijLuva: and famous BrownEyes121314: YEAH AND I LOVE YOU TOO BrownEyes121314: LETS GO BEAT THEM UP [Grabs a bat] DomOrliLijLuva: *grabs a spoon* BrownEyes121314: Haha DomOrliLijLuva: *giggle* BrownEyes121314: [Puts some black crap underneath eyes, and get son all camo, and walks in the middle of the street] So..where do we look first? DomOrliLijLuva: *Follows* *Pulls out compass* Let's head north BrownEyes121314: [Looks over to a big huge bilboard with blinking lights and the words "Google workers work here at the GOOGLE factory,walk in we have no security guards"] Hm, Cant be there, so, lets look around DomOrliLijLuva: *hmmm* DomOrliLijLuva: *pulls out yogurt, eats yogurt with spoon* BrownEyes121314: [Nudges Vanessa] Best friends share [smiles innocently] DomOrliLijLuva: *wink* BrownEyes121314: Ha DomOrliLijLuva: Want some yogurt? DomOrliLijLuva: OKay I'm getting off subject BrownEyes121314: [Runs up a big hill,rolls down the other side, runs behind a tree, ducks under some underbrush and peers throuhg an opening in the bush] We are almost in the city, we can start looking for them there! +-D BrownEyes121314: oh, Ok BrownEyes121314: :-D DomOrliLijLuva: *climbs a tree, jumps onto a rock, trips, falls, rolls down the hill ends up next to you* *Smiles innocently* DomOrliLijLuva: great idea... BrownEyes121314: Haha BrownEyes121314: [smiles simpatheticly] Hey, its fun DomOrliLijLuva: *traffic's whizzing by, I wait for them to stop and I skid across the street, hair blowing in the wind, I look like a model**wink* DomOrliLijLuva: heehee BrownEyes121314: Ha BrownEyes121314: [trs to do the same as Vanbessa. Runs up to the road, wind blows in my face and my hair whips me i the eyes, I stumble, fall face first into the mud. I look up and pose, trying to be cool] I meant to do that.. BrownEyes121314: [smiles] DomOrliLijLuva: ha DomOrliLijLuva: *runs over and helps Soso, car skids this close to us (makes a dramatically small portion with fingers) but luckily we make it to the otehr side alive* BrownEyes121314: Thank God we made it! [fans face with hands, and dramatically dropping to the ground] DomOrliLijLuva: *looks around hopelessly, spots one Google Guy heading to the grocery store with a bologna sandwich in hand* GET THAT GOOGLE GUY!!!! BrownEyes121314: [Runs furiously over to the google guy, He looks startled and just balnkly stares at me, trembling. I look at him and glare, grab the bologne sandwhich, take a big bite, and chew. I then quickly spit it out on the ground and wipe my tounge making sure to get everything off, throw the sandwhich and look up] Eww, I hate Bologne DomOrliLijLuva: (me too) DomOrliLijLuva: *runs next to Soso taking deep breathes in furiously just thinking of the words to say but all that comes out is a squeak as I attempt to whack him with my yogurt covered spoon* BrownEyes121314: [Grabs spoon] Your not doing it right! [Grabs spoon, sticks hand in the gorcery bag of the google buy and grabs a Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream, and dig into it with a spoon] Mm, My favorite, Everything but the.. ["Hey, thats mine, @#$!%^$#@%^^"] Hey, watch your mouth [Still looking down at my ice cream and swallowing I easily and quickly take my hand and slap hiom across the face and when he turns his face forward agian, i slap him the other way.] DomOrliLijLuva: WOW WUT A HIT! BrownEyes121314: [Smiles] Mm, We need to buy one of these when we go into Town, Vanessa BrownEyes121314: Haha, Yeah! DomOrliLijLuva: BrownEyes121314: BrownEyes121314: Haha DomOrliLijLuva: *grabs Googly Guy by throat and pulls him so high his feet are off the ground,* Where's the website? (What website?) You know darn well what website, Google Guy. (Google Guy? I'm just one of them, My brother's the one that controls the sight, I just get the ice cream and bologna sandwiches!) *He begins to sob as I drop him to the ground upset DomOrliLijLuva: Aw thank you sweet pea BrownEyes121314: "So you mean to tell me that you DONT work for Google?" [No, I swear. Im just grocery boy, well, atleast thats what they call me. But I hate that name"] Where can we find your brother? ["Over at the building with the Big Google sign thats flashing and binking with the big fancy lights"] Hey, thanks! [ Puts spoon in ice cream and grabs a big bite and ashoves it in mouth] Ooh yeah mmmpffh thanks for the mfhs Ice cweam. [Google guy smiles sadly and reaches for the ice cream] [I slap his hand, and then his face quickly, and smile] Sorry Buddy, but if you touch MY ice Cream, Ill have to hurt you. [I smile and grab Your arm, yelling "Come one, we need to get to that studio" and shout "THANK YOU" Once we are farther down the sttreet, to the google guy] DomOrliLijLuva: haha Part II coming Soon...to a theater near you *shrug smiling* -Vanessa *Love You Soso* (Share the ice cweam next time) :-D
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