I HATE THE INTERNET!!! When the server stops, everything stops. This is precisely why complete dependence on the internet is such a horrible and preposterous idea. If school continues in the classroom with real live teachers to take roll and then retires to the web, we face the consequence of quitting education on behalf of a lagging server. Term papers are due, assignments are posted, grades are up, but none of that is accessible with the absence of those green bars at the bottom of the screen. With pressing deadlines, I don’t have time to wait for the internet to come back because I’m leaving. I need to do things now, not when the internet feels ready. And if we weren’t already so dependent on it, I wouldn’t be stuck right now, wasting my valuable time. I am so infuriated I could break something and if I didn’t separate my computer from my internet, it may well be the hardware that’d get it. The intentions of the world wide web—much like plastic surgery—has crossed the line of good intentions. I have a million things to do and I can’t take care of squat because my STUPID INTERNET IS DOWN!!!!! Finally get the internet back and WHAT do I come to discover??? A cute little email message about some stupid exchange account that I have to set up. And now my regular email isn't working!! I can't send anything and GUESS WHAT??? I have to email my history instructor ASAP!!! I HATE THE FRIGGIN INTERNET AND EMAIL AND ASU'S SYSTEM BITES!!!!!!!!! *GROWLS AND ROARS* I AM SO ANGRY I COULD BREAK SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR!!! FONT ISN'T BIG ENOUGH TO PORTRAY MY ANGER!!!!!! 10 minutes later... Right, well. We're good now. For the most part.