The Generic Teenager Stereotype | |
Do you drink [alcohol]?: | When I can get it |
Do you party a lot? How often?: | not really |
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | Prescription drugs yeah |
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | wtf? |
Do you skip classes? How often?: | rarely |
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | hmmmmmm |
Do you steal?: | fuck no |
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | nope |
Do you drool over celebrities?: | not really |
Do you watch a lot of TV?: | yeah |
Do you ever watch the News?: | sometimes |
Do you even care about world issues?: | Damn Straight....All for world peace |
Do you read books often?: | nope |
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | yup.....who cares |
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | nope alwyz in my room |
Do you smoke cigarettes?: | When I can get it |
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | nope |
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | nope |
Do you cuss a lot?: | Fucking hell yeah |
Are you desperate to fit in?: | nope |
Are you intelligent?: | Nope |
The Goth Stereotype | |
Black lipstick?: | sometimes |
Black eyeliner?: | Yup tons |
Black eyeshadow?: | sorta |
Black trenchcoat?: | I want 1 |
Black boots?: | Mah hooker boots...luv'em |
Black fishnets?: | nah not into Madonna look |
Black nail polish?: | Yeah need to buy some |
Cigarettes?: | Need sum |
Heavy metal music?: | nah prefer 70s music |
Marilyn Manson?: | He's fucking awesome |
Kittie?: | WTF? |
Cradle of Filth?: | nah |
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | Depressed |
Do you like to be seen as: | I'm not seen |
Are you an intellectual?: | nah |
An atheist?: | Yup |
Horrible home life?: | yup |
Hopelessly depressed?: | yeah for 7yrs |
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | suicidal rite now |
Self-mutilation?: | yeah i cut |
The Punk Stereotype | |
Plaid?: | fuck no ugly |
Big black boots?: | eh not my style |
Mohawk?: | looks kool on dudes |
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | nah tounge peircing would be awesome |
Loud, confident and opinionated?: | sorta |
Wild hair colors?: | Blue streaks wuld be great |
NOFX?: | WTF |
Rancid?: | nah |
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | yup |
A: | huh? |
The Jock Sterotype | |
What's your IQ?: | hell if i kno |
Do you watch a lot of sports?: | hell no |
Play a lot of sports?: | Nope |
Talk a lot about sports?: | Nope |
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | Nope |
Are you arrogant?: | nah |
Are you a male or female whore?: | female whore |
Are you homophobic?: | I'm bisexual..... |
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | nah |
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | nah |
Boobs = yes?: | yeah |
Parties = yes?: | nah |
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | yes |
The Girl Stereotype | |
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | nope |
Have you ever been on a diet?: | yeah all the time |
How much did you lose?: | 5lbs |
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | hmmmm |
Make yourself throw up?: | Yes.....sometimes |
Make-up?: | nah |
Low-cut tops?: | nah |
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | 38B |
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | nah |
Giggle a lot?: | nah |
What's the deal with boys?: | eh older dudes rock |
Thongs?: | nah |
Pretty bras?: | nah |
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | Teen, and Cosmo girl |
Who's the weaker sex?: | Male |
Are you a feminist?: | sorta |
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | he's alright |
How often do you shave your legs?: | Every 2days |
How about your armpits?: | everyday |
Are you emotional?: | yes |
Especially when on your period?: | oh hell yes crying fits |
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] | |
Originality or Acceptance?: | Acceptance |
Independence or Companionship?: | Independance |
Stability or Freedom?: | Freedom |
Personal or Interpersonal?: | Personal |
Introvert or Extrovert?: | Introvert |
Popularity or Isolation?: | Isolation |
Unique or Loved?: | Unique |
Understood or Individual?: | Individual |
You or Them?: | Them |
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