"You also aren't a liscensed driver. :P I was making more of a whore joke then an actual offer."

Dave, you can go fuck yourself. That was way out of line. Thanks for actually making me feel like you're including me in shit. Don't fucking Emo yourself out saying no one loves you then fucking say shit like that to someone who fucking cares. Ug. Just go fuck yourself.

As Mike put it...Go use one side of the tissue to jack yourself off then use the other side to dry your tears.

This is why I hate fucking everyone.

~Kayla