95 questions if you're BORED |
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So, what's your name? | Hot Tijuana Momma. |
Age? | 16 |
Race/ethnicity? | pink |
Thinking right now? | that youre gay |
Well if it's nothing, should we begin? | .....i thought... we already... did... |
On relationships... |
Anyway...crush? | what about it? |
Got one? | perhaps |
Are you going to tell me their name? | maybe.. will you hold a gun to my head and tell me to eat a bagle? |
Are you single? | no |
Are you taken? | geee.....lets figure this out for a second...if im not single... then what am i? |
Why are you single if you are? | *smacks self in the face* |
If you're taken, who's the lucky guy/girl? | cresten |
Do you think they're lucky to have you? | what the fuck? i cant rate myself on that without sounding retarded |
How long have you liked said person? | for two years |
Are you glad this section is over? | i really dont care, assface |
Yes? | yes what? |
No? | no? what the hell you just said yes! |
On favourites... |
What's your favourite song(s)? | Come Sail Away - Styx |
Movie? | Hildalgo |
Game? | Zelda for N64.. either one |
Website? | www.homestarrunner.com |
Food? | chicken salad or cookie dough pop tarts |
Survey? | .....*incriminating stare* |
Survey maker? *points at self* | *slaps you* |
Hair color? | my favorite hair color? or my hair color? i dont have a favorite... well.. blue and spikey? |
CD album? | Louis XIV - The Best Little Secerets are Kept |
Band? | Franz Ferdinand... Louis XIV or Hot Hot Heat |
Artist? | Vincent VanGouh |
Program of choice (as in computer program)? | uhh like game? the Sims |
This or that... |
Windows or Mac? | a McWhopper |
Death or life? | well.. since ive never been DEAD before.. i kinda really cant.. ya know.. choose? |
Cheese or porridge? | what the fuck? both of them mixed together bitches. |
Britney or Christina...or neither? | ive got mad respect for chirstina |
Lord of the Rings or Harry potter (ONE CHOICE ONLY) | Harry Potter.. just cuz the last couple books entertained me. |
Legolas or Aragorn? | Legolas in use of weapons.. Aragorn in personality and looks. |
Arwen or Eowyn? | uhh i cant remember which is wich |
Fantasy or Reality? | both mixed together |
Religion or atheism? | once again.. both in a way. cuz i believe.. but find organized religion repulsive |
Would you wanna die of... |
murder or old age | murder in my old age |
drive by or starvation? | hmm a drive by |
In your sleep or in a tar pit? | .. why... would... i be in a tar pit... anyways.. ........................sleeping in a tar pit |
What if... |
If you could go back in time and change anything, what would you do? | find out if jesus was really real or not |
The sky was yellow? | then.. the .. effing sky would be... yellow. |
If you could take up any language what would you learn? | ballaneese |
you were a movie? What would you be? | .......a movie? |
Lovey dovey stuff.. |
Are you of age? | what is this "of age" shit? |
Did you read the rating? | what rating? |
How many years till your legal? | legal? like as in for an 18 year old to fuck me? do the math yourself.. im pretty sure im legal.. i guess. if i wanted to be. |
Favourite fantasy? | ... i guess just normal on the beach.. but.. my nasty side says whips and chains |
Do you dream of your crush? | i dream about him all the time. sexually? once. |
Have you had sex yet? | yeah. |
Did you type Virgin if you haven't? Type it now if you are. | .....uhh... im not in denial! |
Do you lie about your age to people? | i used to. i dont really have a reason to anymore |
How many partners have you had? | youll never know. |
Been to third base yet? | ..........uhh....can i go to home plate with out crossing third? then.. i guess so... maybe. i could just be lieing. |
All the way? | .............*smacks self* |
With who? | Grhamm Norton |
Are you going to tell me? | i just did. |
Tired of this yet? | yeah cuz youre probably a 13 year old stupid bitch right? |
First thing you think of... |
Mauve | a mauve shirt |
gay | Austin Lipking |
legolas | hmm. |
cheese | im hungry |
Alyssa | alyssa frickey |
Johnny | cash |
Justin | time |
Josh | inkenbrandt |
Orlando | mickey mouse |
Shane | a black guy |
Finish the sentence |
If it ain't broke | then break it |
The grass is greener | when you paint it green |
What's love | dont ask me. |
You are what you | want to be. i guess. its easy to put on an act. |
Battle of the bands (in no particular pairing) |
Muse or Modest mouse? | modest mouse def. |
The cure or Blink 182? | neither really.. some HHH would do me fine. |
Pink Floyd or Guns and Roses? | pink floyd def. duh dumbass |
Avril Lavigne or Hilary Duff (yes you have to choose ONE haha) | ok. im not gonna choose between miss "i think im punk but im really not cuz i really have no idea what punk is" and miss "im a stupid blonde that thinks she can sing and act" |
Alexisonfire or Linkin park? | neither. linkin park sold out. |
Franz Ferdinand or staind? | Franz Ferdinand. |
Slipknot or rancid? | rancid... actually transplants or casualties better. |
Afi or Three days grace? | AFI |
Sugarcult or Hoobastank? | hoob. |
Dashboard confessional or Story of the year? | DC |
Nsync or Backstreet boys? | "backstreets back.. alright!" |
I'm done...happy? | no fuck you |
Are you sure? BYE! | yeah. |
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Alyssa
what...
the...
fuck...
just happened......
I love you.
Or maybe it's just the way you write.
either way.
hot.