This Girl, Yes This Girl, On Here,Click Here to Visit Well, She Made a Funny!.. READ!.. And Give Her Credit..since I stole it, and She Most Likely wont be Happy. ---------------------------------- The true story of Good Charlotte In the Madden household 1997 Benji: plays a song Joel: sings a song Benji and Joel: *suck* Hagrid: you suck Benji: where did you come from???? Joel: oooooh big dude. Hagrid: I’m a giant idiot. Joel: oh, OK. *smiles contently* Benji: We do not suck. Hagrid: do to Benji: do not Hagrid: DO TO!!!! Joel: *cries* Benji: YOU MADE HIM CRY!!!! HOW COULD YOU??????? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!! Hagrid: no. Benji: yes Hagrid: NO Benji: YES Hagrid: NO!!! I have to take you to Hogwarts!!!!!!!!! Joel and Benji: *are confused* Hagrid: you guys are wizards and I have to take you to Wizarding School. Joel: *stops crying* ok Benji: ok, bye mom! Mrs. Madden: noooooo, don’t leave me!!!!! I don’t want to be all alone!!!!!! Josh and Sarah: *do not exist* Josh and Sarah: hey!!!!! Not fair!!! Me: shut up, you do not exist Josh and Sarah: Fine be that way. Me: I SAID SHUT UP!!!!! Sarah and Josh: *shut up* Benji and Joel: *get on the back of Hagrid’s motorcycle* Benji and Joel: *are heartless for leaving their mommy* Mrs. Madden: you are heartless for leaving me!!!! Me: shut up, I already said that. Mrs. Madden. Oh, sorry Diagon Alley Hagrid: *hands Benji and Joel wizard Money* Go buy stuff Benji: I’m rich!!!!! Hagrid:…. Benji: *looks embarrassed* Benji and Joel: *go buy stuff* Benji and Joel: *are in Ollivander’s* Billy: *is also in Ollivander’s* Benji: hey Billy: hey Joel: are you a wizard too? Billy: no, I’m a rhinoceros Joel: really?? You don’t look like one. Billy: *is confused* Benji: *rolls eyes* yes, he’s a wizard Joel Joel: you liar!!!!! *cries* Billy:….. Benji: *Whispers* just say sorry Billy:…uh…sorry…. Joel: *is better* The old wand dude: *hands wand to Benji* try this one Benji: *blows the guy’s head off* Joel: BENJI!!!!!!! Harry: I’ll fix it *fixes it* Joel: *hugs Harry* My hero!!!!! Harry: get off me Joel: *gets off Harry* Benji: *blow’s Harry up.* The old wand dude: *Throws wands at Billy and Joel* Just take them and leave!!!!! Joel: don’t you want us to pay???? Wand dude: Just leave Joel: ok Me: *is lazy and decides to skip the buying of the rest of the school supplies and transfer them to platform 9 ¾ * Platform 9 ¾ Benji: *is run into by a fat dude* Fat dude: sorry. I’m Paul, what’s your name Benji: Benji Paul: cool, lets be friends Benji: ok Benji *takes Paul over to Billy and Joel* Introductions: *are made* People in general: *are happy* Benji, Joel, Billy, and Paul: *board plane* Harry: you mean train right? Me: yes, shut up, you’re supposed to be dead Harry: *shuts up* Hogwarts Express All the compartments but one: *are full* Bald dude: *is in the one not full compartment* Benji, Paul, Joel, and Billy: *go sit with the bald dude* Compartment: *is very crowded* Bald dude: What’s up Joel: are you aware that you don’t have any hair? Bald dude: yes. Joel: ok, just making sure Bald dude: ……. Paul: I’m Paul, what’s your name” Bald dude: Chris Benji: Benji Joel: Joel Billy: Billy Paul: Paul Chris: I know Paul: how? Chris: you told me Paul: oh. Everyone: *sits in silence* All: *are hungry* Food cart: *comes by* All: *buy food* All: *eat food* Food: *is good* All: *are happy* Train: *arrives* People: *get off* The Great Hall Dumbledore: blah blah blah talk talk talk chatter chatter chatter. Wiggle wiggle wiggle welcome welcome welcome. Tango tango tango. Flip flop flip flop Benji Madden! Benji: *puts on the sorting hat* Sorting hat: Griffindor!!! Benji: yay!! Dumbledore: Joel Madden! Joel: *puts on sorting hat* Sorting hat: Griffindor!! Joel: yay!! Dumbledore: Billy martin! Billy: *puts on sorting hat* Sorting hat: Griffindor!!! Billy: yay!! Dumbledore: Paul Thomas! Paul: *puts on sorting hat* Sorting hat: slytherin!!! Everyone: …… Sorting hat: oh fine!!! Griffindor!!! You happy?? Everyone: *is happy* Crhis: *also gets Griffindor* Ron: have you seen a guy with a scar on his head? Benji: I didn’t do it!!!! Ron: ????? Benji: I didn’t mean to blow him up!!!! Ron: you what?????? Benji: shhhh don’t tell!! Ron: DUMBLEDORE!!! Benji: *blows Ron up* Hermione: HEY!!!!! THAT’S AGAINST THE RULES!!!! Benji: *blows Hermione up* Draco: good one madden Benji *blows Draco up* Joel: what he do???? Benji: nothing Joel: ok Food: *appears* People: *eat* Griffindor Boy’s Dormitory No one but Benji, Joel, Paul, and Chris: *is there* Me: *doesn’t fell like explaining why they weren’t admitted until they were 17* Benji: I play guitar, do you guys play anything? Paul: bass Joel: I sing Billy: guitar Chris: drums Benji: hey!! we should a band!! But Chris can’t be in it because he’s not supposed to show up for another 5 years. Chris: hey!! Benji: *blows Chris up* Aaron: *appears* Aaron: *sucks* Benji: you suck! Benji: *blows Aaron up* Chris: *is not blown up anymore* yay!!! Billy: you’re in Chris: yay!!! Joel: what should we be called? Benji: the tin cans of furry doom!!!!!! Everyone: *stares* Benji: just a thought Billy: how about Good Charlotte?? Everyone: ok Everyone: *goes to bed* Potions the next day Snape: I am snape Joel: hi snape! Snape: 345,463,574,366,343 points from Griffindor!!!!!!! Benji: *is mad* Benji: *blows snape up* Snape: *is dead* Class: *is over* Over the next day Dumbledore: *is blown up by Benji* McGonagall: *is blown up by Benji* Trelawny: *is blown up by Benji Lupin: *is blown up by Benji Hagrid: *is blown up by Benji Everyone else that I forgot: *is blown up by Benji* GC: *is all alone* Voldemort: *appears* I have come to kill you!!!!! Oh and thanks for getting rid of potter!! Now I can just use me amazing magic abilities on innocent by passers Benji: *blows Voldemort up* GC: *is alone again* Instruments: *appear* GC: *tries to play a song* They: *suck* Joel: We should use our magic to make us not suck They: *do* GC: *goes home* Epilogue GC went on to become a world famous band and to touch the hearts of millions This: *is the end*