so saturday night i went out even though i knew i shouldn't (since i worked the next day). accidently drank too much i guess (only 3 40s of mickeys, 1 pabst and one tall can of mickeys). but it hit me i guess and i don't remember much. i guess the cops came to where we were kicking it and made us leave, my friend said i followed them in my car for like 2 seconds then turned my car around driving back to where we came from. i remember that i asked a hot cop for a ride because i was too drunk to continue driving, ha ha. and so i guess i parked my car by some random houses and officer hot face proceeded to give me a ride home in the back of his squad car. i'm pretty sure i gave him directions to my old house by mistake at first. but i ended up at my apartment eventually cuz that's where i woke up. the next day my roomate told me that she heard a mans voice (the cops) ask we if i wanted him to tuck me in! she said she heard me at the door say "yeah...wait, no." then i guess i shut the door and went to bed. i know i wanted him, but i guess since i have been abstaining recently that's why i said no? damn i could have hooked up with the hot cop! mmm, officer hot face. anyways, i woke up an hour late for work with no phone keys or car. it took me 2 days to locate my car because i could not remember where i had parked it! and once i found it i saw that the doors were unlocked and one of the windows down. luckily no one had stolen anything. someone found my cell phone and called my mom and returned it, and i found my keys between my bed and the wall. so even though i was car-less for a couple days everything turned out ok. it will make for a good story i guess. and oh yeah i made out with some guy i shall call D (not to be confused with d19). D has been texting me everyday, it's cute but he's not as hot as i would like him to be. ok that completes my story. good day sir.