i'm long overdue for a slutty entry...so here it goes. last night i brought a couple mormon boys home with me. me and my cousin had gone to BJs for dinner and drinks then went back to her apartment to drink some more and chill in the hot tub. so we're chillin there and 2 random boys show up with a bottle of tequila that they stole from someone ha ha. my cousin seemed to know right away that they were mormon...not sure how. and i'm probably going to offend some people now, but i've always thought that mormons were slutty. sorry but all the mormons i've ever met were sluts. and since i was drunk i kept telling them all of my opinions on mormons ha ha. my cousin was tired so we went back to her apartment. i got my stuff and started to leave. i texted one of the mormon boys (he had put his number in my phone) "maybe i was just HOPING that mormons are slutty." ha ha. he immediately called me and it was decided that i should turn my car back around and pick them up (one of them was 19 and the other was 20 years old...aw cute young impressionable little mormon boys). so i picked them up and took them to my apartment. one of them gave me his atm card and i bought them beer. the 19 year old was trashed and eventually passed out on the floor, and the other one sat next to me and was watching super troopers with me and my roomate. basically i proved my theory right on mormons being sluts, because he was rubbing my legs the whole time and we eventually hooked up once everyone else went to sleep. or maybe i just proved that i'm a slut? ha ha i really don't care. i don't know why i've always had a weird fascination with mormons, but i think i in some way just fulfilled some sort of weird fantasy. yeah i'm a weirdo. dang i have to go so i'll write more later...and oh yeah one of them filled up my gas tank for me. free beer, sex, and a full tank of gas. the end.