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so this story will make me sound really lame but i'm ok with that. on monday night i was super bored and decided to browse myspace for a cute boy to harrass. i found one whose hair i liked and immed him "hi. i like your hair." ha ha. and we talked. he's a ucr student and not actually from riverside, which is great because i hate riverside boys. anyways, we hung out the next day. yeah, i met someone from myspace...how fuckin lame am i. fuck you im bored with the people i know ha ha. i brought my friend ashley with me just in case he turned out to be crazy. he wasn't crazy and i had fun. ashley invited her friend over there and while myspace guy and i were out getting food her drunk ass stuffed all the beer in her purse and boned out. yeah. his roomate told us she stole all the fuckin beer, and dropped one on the way out. how ghetto and typical of a riverside native the whole thing was. we thought it was funny but i'm still embarrassed for her alcoholic ass. i texted her and she finally responded this morning and said that she only took 2...i didn't even respond. and oh yeah i'm captain slutface because i slept with him. had lots of hot sex with the myspace boy i had just met. i think the fact that i hadn't had sex in over 2 months made me not care that i don't really know him. i don't want to date him or anything, and i really don't want to use him as a booty call either. it was just a random night.
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