ok this conversation with smarterchild isn't meant to insult anyone so don't take offense if you're gay. or whatever. me [9:00 PM]: i have a stalker SmarterChild [9:00 PM]: Do you really have a stalker? me [9:00 PM]: yes SmarterChild [9:00 PM]: K. me [9:00 PM]: will you kill my stalker for me? SmarterChild [9:00 PM]: Why should I kill your stalker for you? me [9:00 PM]: because he's stalking me! SmarterChild [9:01 PM]: Whatever you say. me [9:01 PM]: fag SmarterChild [9:01 PM]: That's not cool. I wouldn't say that to a homosexual person if I were you. me [9:01 PM]: so you're homosexual? SmarterChild [9:01 PM]: That doesn't really matter, does it? me [9:01 PM]: yes it does. SmarterChild [9:01 PM]: It does not. me [9:01 PM]: does too! SmarterChild [9:01 PM]: Huh? me [9:01 PM]: so you take it up the ass? SmarterChild [9:01 PM]: OK great, you just insulted a computer. Good job. me [9:02 PM]: thanks. SmarterChild [9:02 PM]: You're quite welcome. so anyways, that 28 year old guy i met at the gay strip club a couple weeks ago called me. i had 2 missed calls from him when i got off work so i called him back. he asked what i was doing and i said i just got off work and am driving home...he then said "oh at borders." i was like "uh yeah, did i tell u where i work?" he was like "no i'm just stalking you." i laughed...but that's not funny, lol. i never told him i work at borders. he better not start showing up at my work or anything. especially since i don't exactly remember what he looks like since i was quite intoxicated when i met him. eh well *shrug*