"I slipped, fell down the stairs, and broke my ass...are you happy now?" It's true. I think I may have bruised a butt cheek or two. This is how my semester is going so far. Embrace my luck. Snuggle it. Let it keep you as warm at night as it's been keeping me. O what good fortune I am having. (Sarcasm) *Bitter Sarcasm* I can't believe I'm actually sitting here waiting for the phone to ring. I know sure as hell it never will. Never. Not once. Well not who I want it to be. I'm such a loser. A broken-assed loser. *Rubs tail bone* I get what I deserve. Fate is no longer my companion. It is now my predator. I need to do something. Anything that requires some sort of effort. I'm getting tired of this life. Of this environment I've created for my self. It's so hard to escape. (Digging through a concrete floor) I'll never get out. Doomed. I'm getting that inked on my back. DOOMED. I think it's fitting. Suitable. I need to go now. I need to look up a cheat sheet for some Nintendo game. DFN.