11:01 Late Friday Morning (19 February 2010)

A Day Late with an Hour to Spare

You know your friends are cool when they have really cool parties that you don't go to. But it's ok, because you saw the pictures on facebook. And you SWEAR you'll go next time...if you're not too tired/sick/busy/scared.

You know your friends are cool because whenever you DO go to one of their really cool parties, you feel totally out of place and loserish. Because whenever you DO participate in the fun, you end up wondering why they even bother to invite you...oh wait, oh yeah, you invited yourself. Well, they invited you once so you assume you can keep going and no one tells you to leave when you do attend.

You know your friends are cool because you have so many mutual facebook friends who are also really cool, and you don't really talk to/hang out with them at all, but at least it makes you feel a tiny bit cooler than you know you are. Almost as cool as you wish you were. And you tell yourself after the parties that you go to that you'll delete them from your facebook, but then facebook changed and now you don't know how. At least, that's what you tell yourself.