Listening to: Yellowcard - Rocket
Feeling: dramatic
People accuse me of having so much time on my hands cuz I only have a part time job.
But I've found that I don't really have as much time as they accuse. I wake up at 8am and the morning just goes by so fast I find that all I've had time to do was eat breakfast, change, do my hair, read for a 1/2 hour, and maybe go to the store or go on a quick walk.
Soo you'd think after like 2 or 3 months one would get bored not having anything to do but work part time. But nay, I've been going for like 5 to 6 months like this and I enjoy it. I get nothing useful done but earning a paycheck and I absolutely love it! Everything else gets done...fer me. Eating, shopping, sleeping, reading, running, etc. Yup, thats right, ME ME ME.
I am throughly enjoying this time in my life cuz I've learned through watching others, that I may never have this chance again. One day I'm doomed to become a mother I suppose and I'm never going to have ME time anymore. So I'm taking it now. Besides I already did my time in college and earned the job I have.
And whats more is I spent $85 on a Lagoon season pass. Now... I just need someone to go with me not under the ages of 16 (my sisters kids) and not 28 years or older (my sister)...cuz thad be super sad going to a amusement park alone.
Meanwhile, the devil is after me cuz he knows I'm taking ME time a little too seriously on trying to improve myself and I do not appreciate his efforts to thwart said improvement. Yeah, analyze that one!
I can't stop eating! $20 at the store yesterday and nothing but junk food!
I'm going to be fat, and alone, at an amusement park, with the devil whispering in my ear that I'm not pritti.
Nothing like eating Salt and Vinegar chips with a blueberry taste to it and serving court papers to a deceased man on a Thursday afternoon.
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I have to explain the whole "serving papers to a deceased man" bit.
Patsy said she looked at her calendar and there was a note that said it was time to do the Complaint and Summons, (cuz the Defendant didn't answer the demand letter we sent him) but in the note I calendared I said I didn't know why were making a complaint cuz the man is dead. She didn't understand. I told her when I asked Ralph to sign the demand letter he told me the Defendant died on scene of the accident. An older man, must've had a heart attack after or maybe before he rear ended someone. She didn't really believe he actually died on scene, so I read the police report and it stated "he was not breathing when paramedics arrived on scene". Usually, "not breathing" indicates...death. But she had to go ask Ralph if it's true. When he confirmed it she became a bit horrified.
Why did we send a demand letter to a dead man?! Why are we trying to sue a dead man?!
Hah, Ralph is heartless sometimes, he said it was 'his duty' to inform the Defendant of the lawsuit against him.
Well, that kinda made my day.
Besides the random floppy disks Ralph gave me. Two to download the program. And two floppys with pictures on them. Who uses floppys anymore?!?! The A: drive was soo like 15 years ago! He said his didn't work otherwise he'd do it on his computer. Do you know why his doesn't work? Cuz nobody uses the drive anymore! And where did he conjurn up floppys from like 15 years ago?! If he waited any longer and we'd all be lookin at him really weird and tryin to remember what those disks were fer. I wondered why there was two floppys for one program. Hah! Cuz a floppy can't hold that much information! Oy. The last time I used a floppy was in middle school, Cedar Ridge, upstairs in the attic with the old MacinTosh computers, the whole DOS, Run, etc. Man oh man....
Then if thats wasn't enough. He wanted the .SWF format (whatever the heck that is!) changed to updated (normal) formats like .PDF or .JPEG or something. Besides the fact that this program is like a zillion years old and I've never even heard of .SWF, these pictures don't just magically convert to an updated version! Oh the impossible. The program was made so you can only use their format.
Just a few adventures in the land of the impossible with my boss!
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