Why do you have to be so damn good looking all the time?

It's annoying.

Why can't you have at least a little pugde like everyone else as they get older?

Why can't you be bald or something? Maybe overly large ears?

Maybe have a limp or...or...or...

Why don't you just pick your nose every once in awhile so you look more human, and less like a demi god, standing next to the rest of us?

Jeez!

My stress levels have dropped dramatically since I've stopped standing next to him.

I tried to humanize him. I did.

He's got his flaws. But none of them are outward (appearances) by any means.

Very deceptive. Esp when you only see the outside...

Why do females have to work twice as hard at everything?

Everyone says I'm always so "nice".

It's bloody annoying. It's like they don't know me at all.

My flat mate uses words like "assertive" and "proactive" when describing boys who are brave enough to ask a girl out on a date (and not have someone else do it for them)

While I use words like "grow a pair".

My friend uses nice words as he describes the country air and how he's thinking of me.

I would use words like "The country air smells of cow manure and I thought of you".

I'm not very good at being polite, professional, or politically correct I suppose.

I just call it what it is.