This is the part of relationships where you have to work at it, which is what I haven't missed about being single and the part I've been so good at avoiding. I suck at this part.

Flaming Cheetos aka the twice burn cheetos. They burn both going in and going out.

Well, when the boss gets up and says "I'm bored to death" and walks out of the office early on a Tuesday afternoon... you know you have a boring job.