"Your Butt Called me again" "When I switched from a flip phone to one with the buttons on the face, a curious thing happened. I started calling my girlfriend a lot more...by accident." _____________________________________________ "You’re a finalist for a great job that requires reserve and diplomacy. You find out your phone called the HR director nineteen times in the past 24 hours. Or rather, your butt did, because every time the phone rustled in your back pocket your sphincter went on a drunk dialing binge. And probably farted a few times so it sounded like your ass was making obscene phone calls." _____________________________________________ "The blogger known as “technogeekboy” admitted he once “butt dialed my parents’ house 20 times on my walk into work. I imagine they were crazy with rage by the time I realized it.” Yes, and suppose they were so enraged they attacked him with hammers and he tried to call 911. Maybe he wouldn’t get through. Just last month, John London of WLWT-TV news in Cincinnati asked Warren County (Ohio) emergency dispatchers what kinds of inappropriate calls they get to 911. “The most surprising thing that 911 dispatchers complain about are ‘butt dialing’ calls, which they see a spike of during summer roller coaster season,” he reported. “They sit on it, they smash it,” said dispatcher Jan Thomas. “You know, you have to kind of listen to those for a few minutes just to make sure it’s not a serious call.” Yeah, you get a 911 call — and hear dozens of people screaming their heads off. Is it a bunch of people on a thrill ride at the amusement park — or a mass murder?" By Rich Lewis, Sentinel Columnist, April 9, 2009 ______________________________________________ Dad usually yells at me for texting too much on the cell phone plan. This month he is yelling at himself. His butt got on the internet and cost him an extra $100 on his bill. I had a laugh.