Aw, the month of Valentines Day.... because love isn't complicated enough.

"He broke her heart.

She broke his xbox.

Who cried harder?"

"Follow your heart,

but take your brain with you."

"Don't break someone's heart; they only have one.

Break their bones, they have 206 of them."

"I love you with all my butt.

I would say heart, but my butt is bigger."

Double heart attacke message by a girl to a boy:

1st message : "Let's break up now, it's all over."

2nd message: "Sorry, sorry, sorry! That was not for you."

"And when Karma slaps you in the face

I want to be there just in case it needs help."

"When a women says "What?" it's not because she didn't hear you.

She's giving you a chance to change what you said."

"Young at heart.

Slightly older in other places."