In desperate need of TLC :(

"Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death, Because I don't have time to crochet…"

This week is kinda shitty for the boss and I.

Monday we both came in sick and left early...

I learned that 8 hours is a lot longer being sick

than it is for 5-6 hours, which I’m used to living thru at work

Tuesday he came in a bit better and I left early still feeling lousy

And attempted my dance class that night which wore me out

If I had anything left to give...

Wednesday I didn’t even attempt to come in, I slept all day

But the boss did, in an attempt to get things done and ended up

with a veterinarian emergency with his favorite horse getting colic

Turns out that the $15,000 horse passed away that night

And if there’s one thing I learned in mah years

Men cry about their horses

Thursday I attempted another day at work

And the boss learns he has a virus on his compy (for the fourth time)

And porn is shooting every which way and he’s a screamin’

Then he goes to find all his software so he can

completely format his compy and reinstall his programs

He comes to the conclusion that someone stole his software

Meanwhile I’m doing my darn-dest to backup everything I got

onto an external drive in case my compy is next to get zapped

This is this man’s living...

So between this mans dead horse, porn virus, sickness and stolen software

This man is living a nightmare right now and I just can’t seem to catch up

I can't help myself, let alone him.