The date

with the kid that didn't technically ask me out even though his religious leader asked me out FOR him

(and yes, he does take credit for 'asking me out', I checked)

He's 22, lives with his parents, his whole family actually, 3 bedroom townhome, works part time as a janitor, no education beyond high school (I didnt think to ask if he graduated HS, oh dear), picked me up in his mothers car, drove mothers car like a grandma, a sci-fi guy, knowns all the geek language, owns like 2-3 consoles, plays video games all day long, doesn't like to spend money and makes it painfully obvious on a first date as he attempts to skip taking me to dinner and/or trying to get me to do fast food like Arctic Circle, (I saw this money issue with Evan and I escaped that mind frame, I'm free! I'm not going back!), he didn't make any decisions on the date whatsoever. (I told him the theatre and when, we agreed mutually on the movie. I let him waste some gas as he wandered around looking for food before I got tired and told him to pull over at a particular restaurant and watched his 'money alarm' go off and giggled. I only made him spend $30 altogether, if you split that he only spent $15 on me. That's not too bad, esp if yer trying to make good first impressions! Might as well bring out the coupons like Evan does on a first date...)

He called me a "sugar momma" like two minutes after I got into the car, we hadn't left the parking lot, he says this based off my job/career, so he obviously only sees dollar signs when it comes to me... He hinted at me being old several times juss cuz I'm like 5 years older than him... kind of a know-it-all, but he is young, just off the mission a year, he's one of those that can't have any silences therefore he makes awkward random comments to fill the silence (boy, we love those kind)...

Let's see, what else?

Well, on the bright side it looks like he's the better choice than his brother that is like 18 months older than him with no job, living at home, attempting to get his GED, no mission, no car, etc.

I do have to say he was pretty good at reading people, or at least trying, not a lot of anti-social ppl can read others and their emotions. He could go from making bad jokes to being somewhat serious and sincere with the conversation as I steered it that way.

It wasn't too bad.

But we have nothing in common.

And I will not be anyones sugar momma.

The End.

Did I mention I'm too old for this crap?

P.S. I went to the dentist today and I have no cavities this time! Yay for me! Hey, every 6 months without a cavity is a win for me so shut up. It saves me money.

P.P.S. My period this month has made me so freaking ornery, much more than usual. I wonder if its cuz I'm always around lactating women, or going home to visit every freaking weekend for more than a month now, or maybe the 100+ degree heat has boiled my anger. I'm surprised how nice I was on this date....

P.P.P.S. I still miss my dog. I keep thinking about him.