Day One of Vacation:

I frickin' hate TomTom.

And the backseat driver repeating everything TomTom says.

GAR

And no one listens to me or takes me seriously!

I told you I'd feel like the high school kid going on vacation with her parents.

I'm paying for this damn vacation, listen to ME hotel hostess!

I'm paying for this damn meal, listen to ME waitress!

I'm the one driving the car officer, talk to ME!

GAR

On the other hand CATS was wonderful.