o la la. we went to the celebrity last night. where i ordered drink after drink until i was properly most certifiably loaded and unable to complete an entire sentence. where i sat and flirted with a rather jocky rather blonde bisexual who kept inviting me to meet up with him and his friends and go some place else. im not to sure about all he was saying given i was desperately intoxicated and more intent on getting the hell out of that place. i didnt mean to leave so abruptly but it happens. and in a town like this chances are youll never come into reach again. and if by a small small chance i do. ill apologize. boys and boys. well at least this leaves me room to believe that if a halfstraight man can find me attractive and be attractive as well. then a fullystraight attractive man just might too. o the drunken bafoonary.