HOLY COW SALIVA!

last night was so fun...

talya came over on thursday and we jammed and she said "we should go to the orange groves" and I said "yeah, dressed as ninja's"...

on friday she came over and we learned how to become ninjas. and we geared up and took some pictures. will be posted or shared with people who appreciate ninja's (you know who u are)

so yeah we set out for our first mission: to run thru the orang groves without being seen (cuz its private property) but the road was closed! I waved to a cop! it was funny cuz i had a bandana tied around my forehead and sunglasses and a samurai sword. and the cop was like what the heck? We didnt know what to do so we decided to skip mission 1 and begin...

mission1 :FAILED

mission 2: steal jake's nunchucks or however u spell that... i think its nun chakus but that looks weird... anyways.. we go to his house and ask him for them and he couldnt find them but it was funny. his mom called us this morning and said he was laughing randomly thru the day. everyone knows that ninjas were used as assassins and espionage.. so we chose espionage for our next mission

mission 2: FAILED

mission 3: sneak into andres' house. haha i forgot what street was his.. cuz those streets are so crazy over there. so we called my mom and told her to get his address and she did! so we get there and sal's car is in the front... and we sneak in the back and he has "security".. security my butt, cuz we went in his backyard and took pictures on his jaccuzzi or however u spell that. and it was fun. and we called his cell phone and told him we could see him and such and he was not amused. sal was a jerk.. and told us to go away and stop annoying them while they were watching a movie and then andres turned into jerk mode and said that they were busy (doing what? whatching a movie? riiiiiiiiiight) boys arent so uptight.. most boys.. so I called them and told them they were stupid girls.

Mission 3: FAILED

as our hopes for becoming ninja masters decreased.. our hunger increased...

mission 4: Eat ninja food. so we went to in-n-out. Mmmm.

mission4: COMPLETE

Then we went to talyas house cuz jonathan was gonna go to daniels house to watch a movie with a bunch of people from integrate. its funny cuz i think i was invited too but i was too busy being a ninja. i guess it was a good thing i didnt go tho, cuz jonathan said no one really talked from the time he got there till he left... weird. When jonathan came home we grabbed out weapons and decided to embark on a new adventure...

mission 5: TP jenae's house. we decided on jenae cuz she needs to know that.. we know where she lives.. and we are coming for her... (cuz we love her) talyas brother came along cuz he wanted to be ninja too. but he stayed in the car and took a picture when we finished. it was the most pathetic tp job tho.. cuz we only had 6 rolls. but tis ok cuz we didnt want to completely cover her house... cuz thatd be mean and we love jenae. and I wrote "i love jenae" by the grass so she probably knows its me. we were gonna let her catch us. but I was afraid her mom would come out and get mad.. so that was a no go. we took miles home.

Mission 5: COMPLETE

we wanted to complete mission 3... well really we just wanted someone to see our cool awesome ninja outfits... so we got some gas and went to andres' house.. we went to the side of the house and i heard someone inside so i thought it was andres but then his car pulls up to the curb and Im like shoot. and THEN! adam and sal pull up too.. and im like what the heck? and andres see's us and he walks over with a blank expression.. a blank expression of.. SHAME! and i had my night vision on (that i borrowed from talyas brother) and he said "whered u get that?" in a mono tone and i said talyas brother and he said ok... and then he asked us what we were doing here and told us to leave and all this nonsense... and its like... who would tell a ninja to leave? and for what? ADAM? AND SAAAAAAAAL? please. it makes you wonder.... so we said ok and waited for them to go inside and we left. I hope they had fun doing whatever it was that was so much more important.... stupid butt pirates. PLURAL! PLUUUUUUURRRALL!! talya told me to leave andres a nasty message of dislike.. because hate is a strong word... so I did. and it felt very nice actually. even tho we were kinda laughing thru it mostly.. kinda.. but i think he got the picture. I told him "thats the last time I dress up as a ninja for you" even tho it wasnt "for" him.. but i wanted it to really sting. i dont think it did, oh well. I think they are girls.

Mission 3: FAILED AGAIN, due to lack of sense of humor from stupid girl-like boys.

Sal is so stupid. I mean... he cant take a joke. EVER. He only laughs at funny things when its him doing the funny thing. and most of the time.. the things he does arent funny. so its like hes jealous and he wont laugh at other peoples funny crap because no one laughs at him. And getting mad at a muffin? please. talya told me to smush it into the handle cuz THAt would ahve been crazy funny.. but no... i didnt, I just gently placed it on his car hood.. its our ninja trademark.. and he got all mad... he is SUCH A GIIIIIIIIIIIIRL! seriously, i dont care anymore. he can be mad. im done. if i do something wrong i apologize to him.. and he never.. EVER.. apologizes to me. about anything. So he can continue to be a girl, cuz im done with the drama of sal. the "high and mighty" sal that is all holy and abov thee at church and a potty mothing jerk out of church. AH! jerk. and adam is a dick... and he isnt worthy of an explanation. just is and will always be.

We got to her house and miles and her dad were working out. we put on aerosmith and sat on the couch and watched.. it was kinda lame but we couldnt move cuz it was a long day. they went to bed and we talked till 4 in the morning. about everything. i told her about all this craziness and she told me about luke and it was fun. and i liked talking to talya cuz shes a girl.. but shes not so girly like me and it was nice having someone to talk to for once.