[1025] bodily functions

ugh. I hate when i wake up on an empty stomach. I feel like puking all over my keyboard. But its like right in the middle. I wish it would just happen instead of this back and fourth thing. gonna puke, jk, gonna puke, false alarm. stupid need for ffood. i hope it clears up before i leave which is in 10 minutes. BAH. great and hiccups! a lovely gift for my gag reflexes.. UGH! if the mother read this. she'd think I was pregnant. I told her about fainting last week almost twice, and she said "are you sure youre not pregnant" no mother. u have to have SEX to be pregnant. she's weird. first she believes me then she thinks Im pregnant. what a lesbian. anyways.. thats my update for now.
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Paralegals make really good money. I may eventually decide to become a lawyer but you have to start somewhere.

It's great that you're a 20 year old virgin. Randall managed to talk me out of my pants at the age of 19 but we're getting married, so I'm not worried about it. Otherwise, I feel pre-marital sex is stealing from your future husband. Heh.

He wants to marry in July of 2008 but we haven't set a date or anything like that yet.