Listening to: kelly clarkson- because of you
1. My uncle: is fat and bald
2. Never in my life have I: planted egg shells in nebraska
3. The one person who drives me nutz but I still love: your mom.. minus your
4. High School is: not for children of all ages
5. When I'm nervous: I persperate.. like a rainbow.. the ones that persperate
6. The last time I cried was: about 10 minutes ago lol
7. If I were to get married right now, the people that would be in my wedding are: meloping. figure it out
9. My hair: is on my head everyday of the week
10. When I was 5: my brother told me that barney wasnt real.. and i cried.
11. Last Christmas: i drove to tehachapi all by myself and got 2 presents. what a jip.
12. When I turn my head left, I see: kitchen. some people have a phobia of running in kitchens withsocks on... exactly
13. I should be: in a boat. as should you...
14. When I look down I see: timmy legs.. how sexuak! thats a cool word..
15. The craziest recent event was: i did laundry
16. If I was a character on Family Guy I'd be: PETER!
17. By this time next year: I wILL be a duck! call me a bird...
18. My favorite aunt: none. they are crazy. equally good.
19. I have a hard time understanding: why you can leave pickles and jelly out of the fridge but then once you open them they go bad if you dont.. weeeeird. timmy nods
20. One time at a family gathering: there was much family. and much gathering.
21. You know I "like" you if: if i call you sexual and compliment your hair muchly
22. If I won an award, the first person(people) I'd thank is: I would thank tim for being so fAAAAAAAAAAAAreaking hot and steaming.. o wait. thats showers. i would thank showers.
23. Take my advice: puke and die
24. My ideal breakfast is: anything with ketchup
25. If you visit my hometown: youd be visiting my current town...
26. Where do you plan to visit soon: your mom..
27. If you spend the night at my house: who are you??? who made this thingy?
28. I'd stop my own wedding if: A band of wild sea elephants were attacking the groom. that would be kinda awesome tho.. so nevermind.
29. The world could do without: britney spears, pepsi, coffee, tea, people who think lemonade is rootbeer, very small rocks, rap music, sharks that bite, spiders, needles, elbows (the inside not the out.. who ever can figure out how that would work is a genuis...) monopoloy, mini refridgerators, pee on the toilet, wet socks, and your MOM!
30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: spend more than 2 hours in conversation with the mother
31. Most recent thing you've bought yourself: jack-in-the box
32. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: timmy buys things.. insert things here
33. And by the way: suck my...... rooster...?
34. The last time I was high: was when i climbed this really huge tree and it was cool. and i liked it alot. i was pretty high.
35. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: hippos, otters, elephants, sea turtles, badgers, very small rocks...
36. Once, at a bar: i saw this band and it sucked but i pretended to liek them becuaase my friend was in it and it was fun.. but they suck...
37. Last night: i saw empire records
38. There's this girl I know who: wanted to go to kims wedding and she couldnt afford the hotel and she asked this person she worked with if she could talk to someone about finding a cheap one and he made her reservations for this really nice hotel for the weekend and he likes her but he has a wfie and kids and he said things that were inappropriate. and it was weird. actually i dont know if i told it right but whatever.
39. This guy I know: has good smelling socks. and i rubbed one on my face..
40. How many days until my birthday? 261 yay
im bored. im at work and adriane isnt here so im on his computer. no one went out to lunch today. i was waiting for them to leave so i could read my book. but they stay... grr.
i wanna put in my 2 weeks but i cant unless i have another job.. note to self: get a new job!!!!
red bull gives me wings.
i had teddy grams for breakfast.
last night me and timmy watched the Fog. it was pretty gay but it was funny cuz the girl reminded me of me.. well me and my mom. cuz the mom actualy said the exact same thing my mom said to me.. cuz i guess the girl left home without saying anything or whatever cuz she didnt like it where she lived and didnt get along with her mom looks like. and so she gets theere and her mom says "i wish you would have called first, im not running a hotel".. or something like that and my mom said that to me once. and the girl leaves the house cuz they apparently hvave a fight. and her bf is waiting outside cuz he knew she wouldnt be there long.
o my ipod.. its only 1:20 and im so bored out of my skull.
I was well on my way to moving out. I really was. but... I dont know if its going to happen. i went to my house last night and got my hair trimed and watched dr phil with my mom. i miss watching dr. phil. not with my mom.. i mean it was ok but i dont watch tv anymore. which is good. i went about a year and a half straight with like no tv except when at a friends and they had a tv on. but that was rare. anyways, i like dr phil. and anyways times 2.. the visit was pleasant. for the time. then she started getting ready to go somewhere. and i tried to talk to her but. wellit turned into a fight and i left. its really disappointing. not because i wanted to move back because if it was up to me.. i would stay here with timmy. no.. in a perfect world i would have never left because things werent so gay at home. but thats not the case. i told timmy iwould. and i did try but still. i know he would want me to to keep things good between me and him and my family and such. but he said that i tried and we talked about it. and ya know.. i dont have anywhere else to go. and i did consider going back. i was ready to so i was more than considering it.. so cant that be something? people can lose respect for me all they want cuz.. i am just trying to do the right thing but sometimes i dont know what the right thing is. and my mother isnt exactly making it easy to figure out whats what. im rambling. oi.. robin is so annoying. i cant escape her obnoxious voice. its like never ending.... she's on the phone with some guy. how unprofessional can she be? flirting at the top of her lungs on the phone with some guy at work... homo. Doesnt she know that i hate her? well she should get a clue and shut the fup up. hehe. yessssssssssssss.. shes off the phone.
my bank is open saturdays now. yeah u know u wanted to know.. this song beacuase of you reminds me of my mother. i guess it could mean diffferent things to differnt people. for me.. its a daughter sining to her mother about how screwed up she is because of her.
theres this poem i love.. i read it in 12th grade.. i cant remember the name but im gonna find it, brb.
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i can almost levae yes! and found it! the poem! please forgive the language but its poetry and i dont feel the need to edit...
Philip Larkin - This Be The Verse
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.
lol i always loved this poem. its so depressingly true.. and its got a catchy flow dontcha think?
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5:19 and O my faaaaaaaaaaaaaREAKING Gaaaaaaaaaa-OSH! i just got back from work and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
i hate her. with a passion and the fire of a bajillion burninating suns... i hate her. her=sam. and the worst part is... she is too nice to hate and to evil to like!!! the irony! oh the agonizing pain i recieve when talking to her. i feel myself looking at her like Im going to scream.. and i try to control myself but day by day.. i want to just.. i just.. i just want to give her a nice blow to the face. just once. I really hate that im not into voodoo. i really do. cuz if i was i would just get a lock of her hair. stick it on a doll and repeatedly stab it with a knife until she croaks. oh the misfortunes of not believing in violence.
more to come. unfortunately.
i love mulan
i want a lucky cricket
and i want my dragon to bite your bottom...
aarons in his boxers
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